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Urgent Message From: Robert Plank, B.CompSci
Date: Monday, 12:48 PM

Let me tell you a quick little story about the lazy programmer.

When I was in high school, I knew another student who managed 50 computers in a classroom. His job was to make sure they were all working properly for other students to use in "how to touch-type" and "how to use Microsoft Word" classes.

If a monitor stopped working, or a keyword needed replacing, it was his responsibility to fix it.

He was also responsible for software upgrades. One summer, he had to install a new copy of Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office on all fifty of those machines.

Sounds like a big job, right? It takes about 30-60 minutes to install Windows and maybe another 30 minutes to install Office (programs like Word, Excel, and so on).

If he worked 8 hours a day, you can assume he could have setup 5 computers per day, working all day.

That's 10 days, or two working weeks, of very tedious work.

Do you think that lazy programmer resigned himself to two mind-numbing weeks of typing in serial numbers and watching progress bars move across the screen?

%$#& No!!!

Instead, he wrote a script that installed Windows and Office on all 50 machines at the same time.

It took him about a day to write and debug the whole thing. Once it was all done, he hit a button and went home for the day. When the lazy programmer returned the next morning, fresh copies of Windows and Office were installed on every single computer!

He completed ten days of work in a single day!

He produced ten times the output that was expected of him, by putting in only a fraction of the work... and he had fun goofing around doing it!

I'm not going to go into detail about how impressed the IT department at the school was. That's not what that story was about.

The point of the story is that it doesn't take much... just a tiny bit of common sense... to run circles around your competition.

I don't care what you sell or what niche your web sites are in... I guarantee you it is filled with tons of idiots using this "ten day" method.

They are setting up web sites and products one at a time, then waiting around and wasting time, just like the lazy programmer would have been doing for two weeks of his life, being a drone.

You don't have to put in that much work to get your internet business up to the next level. You can catapult your site building efforts into the stratosphere... with PHP scripts.

I'm Robert Plank, a computer science graduate from California State University Stanislaus. I didn't go to any fancy schools like Yale or Harvard and I only made the Dean's List in my last semester of college.

I'm not a millionaire because I'm only 23, BUT I am debt-free and consistently making $10,000 per month from internet marketing.

I'm YOUR lazy programmer.

You Can Let Me Worry About The "How" ... And I'll Let You Worry About "Where" You Are Going To Stick These Scripts In Your Web Sites To Maximize Your Conversion Rates And Rake In More Sales.

I've released a video series called PHP Revealed that shows you EXACTLY what small changes you need to make on your web site to multiply your profits by 10 times or more.

If you can copy and paste, you can reap the benefits of my hard work.

You owe it to yourself -- and your bank account -- to plug some of these easy-to-install PHP scripts into your web site and get more accomplished in one day, than others take two weeks to do.

Can I Ask You Something?

Do you consider your marketing efforts a business or a hobby?

Do you take it seriously? Do you put in at least one hour per week to keep a steady income? Do you want that one hour per week to count as 10... or 20... or 30 hours, if someone else had done the work?

If you answered "no" to those questions, you might as well push the self destruct button on all of your web sites, and give up forever!

If you answered "yes" to those questions, you are qualified to get your hands on a red-hot copy of PHP Revealed.

That Means You Are Ready To Transform Your Sales Letter Into A Black Hole Of High Click-Thru Rates And Fierce Customer Loyalty.

Prepare to be amazed as I introduce the following quick-fix tools, direct from my internet marketing war chest, that turn an average sales letter into a monster sales letter:

  • Guarantee Date Fever: Use a seriously overlooked tiny copywriting tweak that blows the lid off any other last-minute guarantee I have ever tried on a sales page. This technique is so easy, you can easily paste it into every single one of your sales letters today without any changes and see a noticeable boost in sales.

    Video Length: 19 minutes, 44 seconds

  • Testimonial Revolver: Use as many hard-won testimonials on your web sites as you like WITHOUT cluttering the page or taking attention away from your copy! This technique is used by Internet Marketing Demigod Mark Joyner on almost all of his sites.

    Video Length: 32 minutes, 49 seconds

  • Cross Site Includes: Enter a niche quickly and pluck low hanging fruit before anyone else knows what hit them, get it on autopilot and move to the next target with "fire and motion" efficiency. Sites that used to take you all day to setup will now be ready in less time than it takes to heat up a TV dinner.

    Video Length: 42 minutes, 34 seconds

I've written over 20 PHP books, been marketing on the internet for over 8 years, I've created over 50 profitable sites, have a list of over ten-thousand laser targeted relevant subscribers, so I know how to explain things to you in "internet marketing" terms... and NOT in "geek" terms.

I know how to give these scripts to you in a way that avoids your typical messy installation, but at the same time allows you to make any changes you want.

As if the above videos weren't enough, I'm giving you the keys to the castle to so you can wipe the floor with your competition.

With the PHP Revealed videos you're about to receive, you'll be able to: see what I see, hear what I say and watch what I write.

That's Not All!

You'll get even more foolproof videos showing you...

  • Auto-Redirector: Setup professional looking masked redirect links to avoid commission theft and generate buzz. Danger, Mike Filsaime sells a similar script for $97! This script, once it's setup, requires zero maintenance.

    Video Length: 36 minutes, 58 seconds

  • Price Randomizer: Make your product's price fluctuate like the stock market, in a way that has been scientifically proven to perform twice as good as traditional dimesales!

    Video Length: 27 minutes, 50 seconds (part one)
    43 minutes, 27 seconds (part two)

  • Feedback Responder: Answer common product support questions before your prospects even finish typing. This effect has to be seen to be believed. It is also extremely powerful and can be used to make interactive sales letters or custom reports with ease.

    Video Length: 45 minutes, 14 seconds

Remember, one tip from just one of these videos can generate huge increases and make you thousands of extra dollars in profits this month... and next month... and the month after that.

And That's Still Not All!

These scripts are not encoded, encrypted, or "obfuscated" in any way so you can set them up on as many domains as you like.

Every video comes with the complete un-edited source code. You get EXACTLY what runs without errors on my web server.

You also get a PDF where I describe what problem the script solves as well as the steps I took to come up with the finished product.

I understand that different people learn in different ways, so I want you to understand these useful marketing tools in whatever way works best for you.

Don't think of these videos as an education... think of them as an investment in your business. (An expense that counts as a tax deduction, hint hint.)

Why pay someone else to write even a single PHP script, when you can crank out an unlimited number of them yourself?

"I Understand I'll Get..."

  • Seven incredible PHP videos that allow me to become a success voyeur. I'll peep over Robert's shoulder as he explains these mind-blowing, easy to implement sales boosting techniques in very simple terms.
  • Full source code to these scripts so I can simply upload them to my sites and go. I don't have to follow along with the videos if I don't want to.
  • A super-detailed PDF e-book showing exactly how the script was put together, so you I tweak it to do whatever I want, or even develop it into my own software product using the derivitized code.
  • An eight week, Clickbank-guaranteed "cooling off" period. If PHP Revealed doesn't steer a tornado of cash through your web presence, just get your money back.

Listen, you can either spend ten days coming back to this page, humming and hawing about whether to buy, then finally make the wise decision to purchase.

Or, you can get everything finished in one day like "the lazy programmer" and make this investment now, set aside 15 minutes to give some of these tools a quick try on a few sites, take a nap for a few days and see if PHP Revealed works for you.

You only need to plug in some of the scripts I provide onto your existing niche web sites and sales pages, make one or two extra sales from those existing products and you've just made your money back.

Are you ready to take the next step with me?

Package Contents

  • 61 page PDF book
  • 7 PHP scripts with full source code
  • 4 Hour step by step Camtasia video
  • Download Size: 256 MB
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